"C'mon Chad, you have to give me something for your Biography Page," I wrote to Chad on Facebook.
It took him a while, but then he replied. This is what he texted to me.

"Born in Alberta. Dad was a traveling d.j. (50s and 60s rock and roll). Grade 10 education. Went to a small town scchiil fulla brednex.

Ummm

School full of red necks*

Yeah. Always loved being out from under my own roof... been to prison... it sucked. Don't plan on getting caught again :)

Ummmm

Oldest of all my cousins and siblings."